No matter how many times we come across these gems in a buzzing kids world, we have to chuckle - sometimes louder than others. It makes you wonder what the circumstances were that generated such comments. We'll start with these ten:
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
-Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."
-Hannah, age 9
"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."
-Emily, age 10
"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
-Taylia, age 11
"Never tell your mom her diet's not working."
-Michael, age 14
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
-Amir, age 9
"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."
-Traci, age 14
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
-Alyesha, age 13
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
-Naomi, age 15
"Never try to baptize a cat."
-Eileen, age 8
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Question:
What is the difference between moms and dads?
Answer:
Moms know how to talk to teachers without scareing them.
I figured that out the hard way...and it wasn't pretty...never tell your dad that your mom is better to take to a Parent Teacher Confrence...it will turn out bad.
~~Megz~~
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